Babylon 5 (to the tune of Camp Kookamunga)

 

Note: The Chorus is made up of various C&C workers who don't have more than one line an ep.

 

(Sheridan)

Back in 2259 I took command of here

Some were unsure of me, a lot was unclear.

I went to Z'Ha'Dum and rose from the dead,

Met this guy named Lorien, "why are you here?" he said.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded,

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Marcus)

I came here from Zagros 7, a Drazi colony

I learned a lot a Ranger camp, I talk Minbari.

My brother was a Ranger, and now I am too.

Came here and got the hots for Commander you know who.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Morden)

The Shadows are my masters, they live at Z'Ha'Dum.

Explaining to the Captain, and then the big KABOOM.

I got disfigured and I went stark raving mad,

What a waste of human flesh, it's really kinda sad.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(G'Kar)

Went to find Garibaldi, fell in with the wrong crowd.

Now Centauri Prime is wrapped in a big black shroud.

I'm gonna kill Cartagia while young Vir stands by and cheers.

By G'Quon I'll get the chance and slit him ear to ear.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Sinclair)

In 2248 a took a little flight,

at an itty, bitty skirmish called the Battle of the Line.

I tried a Kamokazie, I thought I was dead.

Next thing I knew I had a hole in my head.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Shadows)

(all we hear is the background music and chirping Shadow noises)

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

(Delenn)

I'm half Minbari and I'm half Human too.

I eat this stuff called Flarn, it looks a lot like Spoo.

Went on a time trip, I thought it would be fun.

Sinclair became Valen, and I became the One.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Zack)

I came from out of nowhere and now I'm a big part

of this neat little conspiracy to take down a big fart.

I was a part of Nightwatch but it didn't really work.

Garibaldi snapped me out of it but now he's a big jerk.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Lennier)

I am aide Lennier from fain three of Chudomo

I'm Delenn's aide and through the years my love for her has grown.

Despite what I may say I am jelous of Sheridan

I've served her here through all these years and she's in love with him.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Kosh)

(all we hear is the background music and Vorlon nioses, untranslated)

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Rangers)

We live for the One, and die for the One.

We stand on the bridge and no one may pass.

We walk in dark places where no one else enters.

We defend the One from big pains in the, well now.

 

(Chorus)

We're the crew from Babylon 5

Earthdome sent us here for to get in aliens' ways.

We learned Clark was stupid and we succeeded

Now we watch our backs for the Vorlon's deadly blaze.

 

(Chorus and Singers)

A root ta toot toot,

A root ta toot toot,

We are the station Babylon crew.

Not "what do you want?"

Not "who are you?"

That kind of stuff we don't do.

 

 

-Berzerker, would be willing to pay double to buy a life.

 

 

 

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